What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!!!
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?