Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?