Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?