Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?