Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is the color of the wind?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do billboards talk?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?