What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the cow go to outer space?