What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?