Which is the worst season?
Tax season.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the smallest lion?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?