Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
How do you wash a lamb?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did autumn say to summer?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?