What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?