What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What tree has the most bark?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?