Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What game do mice love to play?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is money so stubborn?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.