Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?