My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Why are goats so funny?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What season begins with a thud?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a henway?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?