My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which elf is the best singer?