Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do automobiles fly?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a plant's favorite college course?