Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.