How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?