What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?