What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't ants get sick?
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