What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What does a panda ghost say?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?