What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which subject has two parts?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What bird is always sad?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?