What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?