What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do ducks have for lunch?