What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why are cars magic?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the most attractive fruit?