What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are fish such good architects?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?