Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do bees gossip?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What animal scores the most in basketball?