Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?