That bird won't stop squawking.
It's a real crane in the neck.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?