Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?