Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How is cat food sold?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?