Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where are average things manufactured?
What stories are told by basketball players?