Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the cat so small?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?