What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
CrossFit®.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What event do spiders love to attend?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What animal has the most fun?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.