How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What bee is good for your health?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?