How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the window need an aspirin?