Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
When do cows get tired?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?