Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?