Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Can February March?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?