How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the frog have a long face?