How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?