Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a henway?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?