What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?