What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What animal floats best?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?