Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Did you know about April 1st?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How does a cow do math?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?