Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the frog starve?