Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which animal will never go bald?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is the loneliest cheese?