Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What animals make the best students?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What insect runs away from everything?