Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is the coolest country?