What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?