Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do stars go to college?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?