What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
How do you make a cow float?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How long will dinner be?
Who do camels find most inspiring?