What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What animals make the best students?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.