What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What day of the week do chickens hide?