When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?