When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?