What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What animals make the best students?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?