What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the holiest insect?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do amoebas make calls?