How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?