How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do Scottish toads play?
How does dinner smell?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of bow can't be tied?