What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?