What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where does food go to take a nap?