What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do frogs get to work?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?