Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How does a barber get to work?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
My brother is my partner in crime.