What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What game do mice love to play?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which dogs love to study science?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you cut the ocean in two?