What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do books sleep?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?