Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which is the worst season?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?