Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do bees get to school?
What birds always travel in twos?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do fish do at parades?
Families are like fudge.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?