What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?