What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call octopus twins?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?