How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?