How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is a table you can eat?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
