Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are fish such good architects?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?