Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do tough ducks come from?