Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?