What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What birds make average students?